I was conceived on Ithaca and born in Kefalonia.

This is the home of Odysseus, the hero of the Trojan war and the Odyssey.

He returned disguised as a helpless beggar, according to the myth, because he couldn't trust anybody.

The hero that conquered Troy, and fought men and storms, and the gods - the most fearsome Greek in history hated going home to Ithaca and Sami- the home of the most excellent malakes on the planet.

When he returned he found his home trespassed and the schemers gathered to steal what was his.

In 3186 and some years, nothing has changed. Heroes, great and small, are covered with humility and underneath they say…

Na malaka!